Sunday, May 4, 2008

Dear Saint Isidore of Seville,

Patron Saint of Computers, Computer Users, Computer Programmers, and the Internet, I beg of you, please, please, please let my computer be healthy.

Image: St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church

Please:

  • do not make my CD-ROM troubles require me to re-install my operating system.
  • make the Dell Tech Support Personnel help me identify and quickly repair my problems without charging me hefty fees.
  • ask St. Athony to remind me where I put my Illustrator CD.
  • let the re-installation of Illustrator make the Type and Paragraph dialog boxes display again.
  • do not let my new $130 external hard drive be a wasteful purchase five months before the wedding.
Also, since I am begging, if you happen to be friends with a Patron Saint of Creativity, will you please ask him/her to help me finish the invitations quickly upon the repair of my computer? Preferably before I throw my laptop in the lake?

Thank you a million times over in advance!

Your humble servant,

Tina

2 comments:

Tara said...

ha ha ha- love this! computer problems stink big time.

Enjoy Celebrations and Occasions said...

You crack me up! When you find that patron Saint of creativity, send him my way. I'm all out.