Andy's mom leaked the Bears theme to him last week. He was trying to get her to put picture the below on them. He's such a tool.
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I sort of "met" Mike Ditka once. I was at a Dominick's and when I reached to grab a number for the deli counter, I leaned on my cart and rammed it right into him. I thought that I hit a hall or display and almost pee'd my pants and saw it was him. I mumbled, "I'm so sorry, sir," and then stumbled off while he put on his sunglasses to avoid the crowd that I drew to thim. Then I FLEW back to my office to tell everyone about it, but they were all hippie software developers who didn't know who Ditka was. Not even kidding. Why was Ditka buying his own cold cuts anyway?


