I stand by my declaration that the sky just feels BIGGER in Texas.
This stick-um was a polite attempt by the cab driver, but no dice, sir. This cab smelled like curry cigarettes..curry cigarettes that baked in 107 degree heat, that is.
Trashy reading at a Texas nail spa.
The recession has driven the price of Texas Toast from 35 cents to 36 cents. Perhaps their OUP sales aren't going well?
Irving, Texas isn't my favorite place in the world. But Ft. Worth is so cute!
This man was very drunk on free beer from tourists, so he offered me a free shot to "make my Billy jealous." My Billy was more concerned about me showering after touching him than jealous.
I am the only person who found it funny that Texans would honor a Gay cowboy named "Neal."