Image: J. Crew
I'd swap out the shoes for a lovely light gold d'orsay or add a pearl and diamond clip to them. And I'd don a retro fur caplet that my mom and I would find in an antique store.
Me: God, do I despise those chairs.
Him: What chairs?
Me: The ones in that photo.
Him: Are you kidding or serious?
Him: They're chairs. Who the hell looks at chairs?
Me: I do. And those are ugly.
Him: You're THAT person that would spend $1,000 renting fancy chairs that people would sit on for ten minutes.
Me: Well, obviously, I am not, as I didn't, but wish I did. Those look like we borrowed them from an AA meeting.
Him: Staring at me blankly to infer that I'm an a-hole.